SPEAKING OF MADELINE...2 LAST MINUTE WRITE -IN CANDIDATES FOR CONGRESS STEP UP

THIS MORNING 2 CANDIDATES THREW THEIR HATs IN THE RING AND ARE challengeing current representative Madeline Bordallo for YOUR WRITE-IN VOTE.

EGYPTIAN MUMMY, INDEPENDENT
MANGILAO RESIDENT, age 1725 years

Education: Pagat Elementary

Statement:  "I feel I could serve Guam in my current capacity at the Smithsonian.  I'm in Washington more than Madeline.   

But please, call me Nan Mummy.

OUR LADY OF KAMALIN, ETERNALLY REPUBLICAN
AGANA RESIDENT, age 2032 years

Education: Santa Barbara, Dededo, AOLG

Statement:  "I'll keep it short because our people are suffering.  If you don't vote me in I'll hurl another supertyphoon at you so fast, you won't know your COLA Check from your Quest card.

Unlike Madeline, my hair is real."

Congressman Bordallo could not respond as she was busily preparing for Tuesday's elections.

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