WHO NOT TO VOTE FOR: Telo Taitague, Rep, Incumbent

True, this is an age where we support independent women and their right to choose - their bodies, their choice.  However, Telo Taitague  is one hot mess the people of Guam can't dress up or take out for another term.

The biggest reason to not vote her in again:  The Booze.

Other reasons, not so important, but that matter:  Puffy hangover face; falling down drunk; booze breath; the morning after.

Predictions should she get re-elected:  Drunken behavior; slurred speech; more annoying renditions of Happy Birthday; Betty Ford; nausea; vomiting; blurred vision; the dreaded breathalizer.

READ MORE STUPITGUAMTRICKS ON TELO HERE.
 

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