DRUNK ALERT!!!!!

TELO FEELING WOOZY WITH HOUSING GURU CARLOS CAMACHO.

OH HOW WE LOVE TO WATCH A HOT SENATORIAL MESS.
TELL IT, TO (HIC, HIC) TELO, NENE.
THE POCKET MEETING CIRCUIT IS BUZZING ABOUT THIS BUKLACHERA LADY WHO,  FALLS DOWN DRUNK WHEN HANDED THE MICROPHONE, FOR EXAMPLE AT A CERTAIN GOOD SENATOR'S (SOUNDS LIKE Blank Fras, Wunior)'S FUNDRAISER RECENTLY.

SLURRS TEQUILA TAITAGUE:

SWOLLEN FACE FROM HARD PAARTYING.

"I LURRRRV THAT KENNY ROGERS IS AT GUAM COMMUNITY COLLEGE HELPING OUR STUDENTS WALK THE MOST IMPORTANT COUNTRY MILE IN THEIR LIFES."

TELO IN SESSION

RECENTLY DISCOVERED UNPUBLISHED TEENAGE PHOTO OF TELO

TEAM TELO.

 

TELO AT YIGO 
POCKETBALL MEETING.

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Golden Arses

We owe Senator Judith McClukers an apology.

Months ago when she suggested a toll for people who  come out of the base to use our beaches and shop our K-mart, we scoffed.

But in light of the military wives bitching about locals shopping on their 50% less turf, we agree. There just might be some method to her McMadness.


Put up a dollar menu, too.  They love that stuff.



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