WHO NOT TO VOTE FOR: DR. (LOL) SAM MABINI, Rep

Rarely is there a candidate who is so deliciously sleazy and phony, that it's kinda sad that a vote for Dr. (LMAO) Sam Mabini is a downright waste. But we emphasize waste.

The biggest reason to not vote her in:  The Booshet, No-Proof Rhetoric.

Other reasons, not so important, but that matter:  She lies about being a career educator; believes her tits are her platform; fake Jessica Rabbit breathy voice; has never answered a single question correctly.

Predictions should she get re-elected:  Jesse Ventura becomes adjunct professor of Chamorro Studies; UOG Fine Arts Building renamed Dr. Sam Mabini Hall; a short, fat Filipina represents Guam in the Miss Universe Pageant; she obtains an executive order that makes it law to call her Doctor before you call her Sam.

READ MORE STUPITGUAMTRICKS ON Sam HERE AND HERE AND HERE.
 

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