WHO NOT TO VOTE FOR: Jonathan Diaz, Democrat

He loves to loudly declare that he's a theologian, this loud mouthed Jonathan Diaz.  Go away and take a vow of silence, fan?

The biggest reason to not vote him in:  All people (Democrat AND Republican) cringe when he gets up to talk.

Other reasons, not so important, but that matter:  He's fat and is always wearing the same leafy tropical print shirt - he must stink like a mofo; we don't need another alleged closet-case in the legislature; he ain't Moses, and we ain't no Israelites.

Predictions should he get elected:  Ear-damage; mass exodus of young Catholics; Loud becomes the official language of MongMong; all legislative resolutions begin with a dumb-ass poem.
  
READ MORE STUPITGUAMTRICKS ON Jonathan HERE and HERE.

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